The Darwin Awards are a satirical award system to "honor people who ensure the long-term survival of the human race by removing themselves from the gene pool in a sublimely idiotic fashion".The forthcoming elections have offered up some gems in shortsighted behavior. Highlights to date include;
Cllr Annette Spillane a independent councillor in Cork City who when filling out her nomination form managed to write in the wrong Ward that she wanted to run in. Instead of running in the Cork City North East Ward, where she was elected in 2004 she wrote in Cork North Central. A different ward where she wouldn't have ever delivered a leaflet or knocked on the doors over the past five years.
Elizabeth Davidson, an ex work colleague of mine and a very capable and articulate representative of the Green Party, managed under some pressure from Pat Kenny on his RTE Radio Show to claim that Gas was a green energy. Pat helpfully pointed out to her that its a fossil fuel.
John Clare a former FF candidate in the 1999 and 2004 local elections in Donaghmede who is using his old Fianna Fáil posters with the logo covered with a small piece of paper sellotaped on. In this weather it will be only a few days before his posters just look like generic FF ones blowing his "independent" status.
Me for not paying my website bill which has been hijacked by some Ukrainian tech nerd and held for a €2k ransom.
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Former Lord Mayor of Dublin, Cllr Dermot Lacey who wrote a response to a woman in Sandymount who teasingly noted the amount of make up he seemed to be wearing in his election poster to one of his door canvassers. The woman's reaction to the letter was one of "has he nothing better to be doing" and she's reassessing her initial intention to vote for Dermo! Oh and having a laugh about his vanity with all her well heeled neighbors in Dublin 4.
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Arf! great stuff!
How about Maurice Ahern on the Vincent Browne show admitting he didn't have a clue what his own party was up to in the European Parliament. (Come to think of it, how about Maurice Ahern on the Vincent Browne show full stop!)
As for Annette Spillane... how do you spell schadenfraude?
I heard that Elisabeth Davidson interview ... articulate she may be but jaysus!!!
A fossil fuel it may be but natural gas has been responsible for the reduction in the UK's carbon emissions overt the course of the 1990's. It is a "greener" fuel and its use in things like Combined Heat & Power plants make it more so. Not so ridiculous after all.
That Lacey story is a great example of why many in his own party (of which I am one) have a poor opinion of him.
Best of luck Killian, you'll be having my transfer.
You forgot to add the politically correct and righteous political party - Sinn Féin. That turned out to be so P.C. and idealogically wrapped up, that it does not listen to the voters, but why would ye, sure there only racists and reactionaries etc.
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